Sleep...my boo on the side.

Here i go again diagnosing myself, haha. But I honestly think I have all these issues!!! So I've been claiming I have a hint of narcolepsy. hmph. Cause I can fall asleep like anytime, anyplace...no matter what. Plus, I'm always sleeeeeeeeeeepyyyyy. It makes noooooooo sense. Its not really a problem tho...I like LOVE sleep. Its so my side boo...hmph. If I didnt have a real man, it would clearly be my main squeeze. lol So I went to the ever so faithful Wikipedia and looked it up. The first thing it says is, "Narcolepsy is a neurological condition most characterized by Excessive Daytime Sleepiness (EDS)." Which is my main issue...this EDS madness. So I go look into that and it can be cause by alllll kinds of stuff, but I'm pretty sure I dont have anything that deep. l0l Besides the narcolepsy...lol. Im pretty sure I should go get this checked out as well but I have no desire to really do anything about it. And I HATE taking medicine so there's no use in getting it cause I either wont take it or I'll forget...and that defeats the purpose, lol

Attention Deficit...Ooo, cookies!!

Sooooooo, I've thought for a while now that i might have ADD. So I took one of those online diagnostic test and it said "You HAVE a strong tendency towards ADD." hahahahahaha. Now if you know me, then your probably saying that I didn't need to take the test, I KNOW I have ADD. Like for some reason I can't ever focus. AT ALL. I don't think you understand how long it takes me to get through each of these posts. lol. But then the test suggested that I take a Sub-Type ADD test, so i did, after like 15min of lookin through the guide on my tv, hahaha. So this test lists all the types of ADD they I'm likely or unlikely to have, haha.
See,

"our results indicate that it is likely you have ADD

Your results indicate that it is unlikely you have Inattentive ADD

Your results indicate that it is likely you have Over-focused ADD

Your results indicate that it is likely you have Temporal Lobe ADD

Your results indicate that it is likely you have Limbic ADD

Your results indicate that it is likely you have Ring of Fire ADD"

So I don't know what any of these are, but Ring of Fire ADD sounds AWESOME. lmaooooo. Well the name does...its probably ruff. haha. brb. im gonna go look up the different types...lol(Probably shoulda done that before huh? oh well.)

Alrite....well, i read all that...kinda...i skimmed through it. lol. I'm pretty sure I have a combination of the 4 they claim...but amazingly Ring of Fire sounds pretty close to what I think I have. Who knows tho? Maybe one day I'll go seek some professional help, but that would require me to find a doctor, make and appt, actually GO to the appt...ugh. I'll never follow through with all that. hahahaha. Oh, here's the link to the test if you ever feel the need to know how spaztic you are, lmao.

ADD DIAGNOSTIC TEST

What You Know bout Sapphyri??

Sooooo, as ignorant as this video is...it's effin HILarious. I dont care what you say, you can't tell me that's not funny, but then again, I think everything is funny, haha. Like pay attention to how many times they say she goin "beat somebody ass" hahaha. But remember she just wants them to "accept it" lmaooo. Clearly, this video is just a small excerpt of what I do with my free time, hahaha. What has the world come to...people getting famous from "beatin somebody ass" then coming out with lip chap...hmph. (that was my profound statement for the blog, hahaha)

pS:: i HATE the term lip chap. ugh...its chapstick, lip balm, vaseline, carmex...ANYTHING but lip chap. lmao

If you LOVE drama...I've got just the place for you.

Now I'm pretty sure a lot of people have visited the lovely website of mediatakeout.com, hmph. Now before I start my rant on how ridiculous this site can get, let me first say that I clearly visit this site regularly and read all the madness they have to say. But unlike a nice majority of people, I read it for entertainment only, lol. So anywho, back to my original plan...lmao. This site is OUT OF CONTROL. Seriously, like their headlines are great, they get me in, make me click the link then give me some wack story, talking about what they "heard" from and inside source...wtf. Or another scenario...they give you some headline about this person cheating with that person and it's a picture of them like hugging in church...hmph. Okay, so that was kinda exaggerated, but still. lmao...I wouldn't put it past them!!! I'm all for getting your hits and everything but when you have pictures of Will Smith and Charlize Theron hugging at the Hancock premiere in Europe and are trying to insinuate that they're closer than co-stars you're wile'n...lol. They'll make something out of anything. But hey, whatever works right?? Clearly they keep me coming to the site to see what new ridiculous claims they have...so they're doing something right. haha. The comments from people are hilarious too...some of em are just RETARDED tho. Like all they do is sit on mediatakeout.com allllllllllllll day. hmph. ruff life, lol.

Where is Marshall??

Soooooooo, I was listening to the radio today...unfortunately. hmph. But I heard Eminem come on the radio, and then I was like, wait...where the hell is Eminem???? Like really he just disappeared...I dont get it. So then, I decided that before I jump to conclusions of him being washed up, maybe I could take the time to see if maybe he was actually working on something, which is clearly out of my nature, lol. And come to find out he had some health scare with some mystery disease(aka pneumonia) lol. These gossip sites are hilarious sometimes...i swear. Anywho, there's all these rumors that he's like over 250lbs and madness, which to me would have to be one of the funniest things to see him all chunky and what not. So of course i had to google some pics, haha.


Honestly, he doesnt look that bad. He's a lil heavier and clearly lookin sick, but its not like he's obese or anything, goodness. But still, when is he coming out with something?? A single or a verse on something!! I'm an Eminem fan, not like I need to know all his info, psycho obsessed or anything, but if he had an album I was def making sure I got it. Supposedly he's in the studio with Dr. Dre working on an album, but Dr. Dre has been working Detox for hooooooooowwww long now...ugh. exactly. hahaha. So, for now, I wont expect anything soon but I guess I'll just bust out my Slim Shady LP, Marshall Mathers LP, Eminem Show and Encore and reminisce. lol. But forreal, he went from being #9 on MTV's "The Greatest MCs of All Time" List in 2006 and releasing Eminem Presents the Re-Up to being reallllllll lowkey. hmmm. Don't ask why I'm so concerned, but clearly hearing "Lose Yourself" on the radio caused me to give a damn, haha.